Sat Feb 6
Well … I have a charge on my Uber account for a $198.36 trip that I didn’t take. First Apple account now Uber. W.T.F. I changed my passwords but W.T.F.
André had a dream that we were on a private jet that needed oil – so we stopped somewhere and couldn’t find the oil and ended up eating ourselves sick at some pizza buffet joint while we were waiting for someone to find the right oil for us. Then our jet got swiped and we were stuck.
I saw a lady pouring gold coins down to me from my ceiling. Yesterday I told my psychiatrist that I was doing well with the alcohol and that my objective is to not keep any in the house. Today I bought six bottles of wine, a litre of vodka and vermouth. I’ll be alright!
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