I been laying down my edges and getting sex from B2, yo! Regular sex makes me comb my hair well and wanna be a better person. He makes me laugh and I can be silly – I’m playing for keeps. Dibs on B2 … But seriously, I gotta get back to writing/drawing – last week I started working out again. Finally! It can’t take me nine months to get back to my creative shit.
Did I tell you Zoey died? … No! I did not murder the bunny, but I was so relieved. First I saw her in the same spot on her side. Then, a few hours later, she hadn’t moved. And then a few hours more later from that she still hadn’t moved. I found myself thinking, OMG, if she’s dead, that would be fantastic! And what do you know, she was.
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There are no predators in Oryctolagus cuniculus heaven
Ding dong
the rabbit bunny’s dead!
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There’s a movie coming out in 2024 about Godzilla and Kong – I’d like for them to do a Planet of the Apes vs King Kong vs Godzilla vs Transformers movie that takes place in Asgard. Cool right!
Earlier this week, I walked into a convenience store near work, and realized, Wait a minute! The clerk ain’t clocking me. Am I in the Twilight Zone!? So I’m walking around the store looking for whatever, I think I wanted two-bite brownies, and then this smell hits me …
KAPOW-PLOW!
Oh shit! We got some homeless folks up in this muthafucka. That’s why the clerk ain’t got no time for me. After that observation, I decided I’m gon get me an entourage of homeless folks and pay them like two bucks a pop … they can go in the store first, thereby taking the spotlight off me.
Homeless is to thief like Black is to criminal?
“Officer! I saw what happened. Two White guys did it.”
“Bullshit!”
“They coulda been Jewish.”
“Common now! Jews don’t do crime!”
“Ok fine. It was two Black guys.”
“Now I believe you! Them folks is always up to no good. You don’t need to tell me what they looked like, I’ll arrest the first two I see, and hopefully, they’ll resist by doing nothing which will give me good reason to use excessive force. Two less niggers on the planet is better for everybody.”
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Hot Christmas Carol Tunes No. 1
Oh the weather outside is yucky
and I can find my rubber ducky
And since there’s no place to go
I not gonna bathe no mo
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I’ve been thinking about my reassignment surgery and I’d like for my antlers to be made of tsunami water. Cool right! Then I can shape them however I want. In addition to trans-deer and trans-tsunami, I am also including trans-cheetah because I wanna run really fast.
Oh! It was all good news on Dec 7. Nothing else to do – I have a small fibroid and two polyps (I don’t like that word.) He said I could do surgery to remove the polyps but I’m not gonna do that – When my uterus is happy, I am happy. Plus, I ain’t tryna upset her and have her retaliate.
I published my erotic poem – the first of many, I hope.
Sun Dec 10
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