This is Goodbye

UGH! I have to go to the office the next two days, and the Weather Network says it’s supposed to be hot, humid and gross. I hate those guys! 

🎶 Look at y’all smokin’ ass niggas. After every pull, niggas start chokin’ ass niggas. Look at y’all bitch ass niggas. Stop lyin’ on your dick ass niggas. Look at y’all lookin’ ass niggas. Stop lookin’ at my ass ass niggas. Look at y’all lyin’ ass niggas. Talkin’ ’bout it’s paid off but its financed, lyin’ ass nigga. Bunch a non-mogul ass niggas. Frontin’ like they got a plan, Boost Mobile ass nigga. Look at y’all, can’t get a job so you plottin’ how to rob ass niggas. 🎶 

Lookin Ass – Nicki Minaj (Young Money)

I wish Bossman would pay attention to the weather first. Mans Dems inviting me to my death cause when it’s hot n humid n gross, I suffer from persistent random vomiting. (it’s the gastrointestinal version of Tourette Syndrome). There won’t be enough time for to replenish me fluids, and I’m gonna end up in a heat-induced coma. Never to wake again. Is that what you want for me Bossman!?! Is It!?!?! Grrrrr!

I feel sick already

Sam

If we had a couch, I’d sleep at the office. Hmmm … maybe that’s not such a bad idea. There’s a shower in the lobby. Showers! Who needs em!

I won a KFC gift card from Pepsi, but I have to wait four to six weeks for it in the mail. How is that an instant prize! I want my gift card now! Shithole! It better be worth the wait – they don’t tell you how much it is.

Do you have a favourite establishment for fried chicks?

Mon Jul 18, 2022