Happy 2024

Hello! It’s your friend, Sam.

I am a bit bummed because of the weather, but otherwise doing well … no more crazy vertigo or headache since my birthday.

Dad’s out partying with his GF, Dee is heading to a club and the boys … They might be dead! (fingers crossed!) Most likely tho, Matt’s out with friends, and Dre is doing what he always does – watching social media videos in his stinky bedroom.

I’m PrimeNetFlixing n’ chillin’ w/ B2.

Remember the last time it was raining men? Well, this time, I gonna be ready.

I set up my air chamber-drop zone-type trampoline with a king-sized blowup mattress beside it – I calculated it just right, when they fall into the chamber they gonna pop out onto the king bed, bounce for a bit then roll off the mattress and I’ll take them into my other chamber – I’m a pharmacist, I know what I’m doing.

My neighbour asked, “If you catch more than one guy are you gonna keep all of them?”

“Yeah! I’m gonna marry them, have many childrens and start a church/cult!

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This magic moment. So different and so new
Was like any other. Until I kiss you
And then it happened. It took me by suprise
I knew that you felt it too baby. By the look in your eyes

Sweeter than wine. Softer than the summer night
Everything I want, I have. Whenever I hold you tight
This magic moment. While you lips are close to mine
Will last forever. Forever, ’til the end of time


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When I grow up, I’m gonna be …

Excuse me while I get reinvented and prepared for my Q1 2024 meltdown!

Good night!

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