Easy Girls’ Guide to the Galaxy

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On nights of the Hunter's Moon
Moon men are easy
…Er to see fully erect
Um… standing up I mean

You can call them
Down to Earth
Where easy girls
Like us can reveal
Rare pearls

Yearnings
Accumulated over 
Centuries of social
Repression 

Where we were told
What is proper
For a woman

But Moon men
Do not engage in
Sexual hypocrisy
Which is uplifting
For us "easy" girls

Emancipate yourself
Reveal your pearls
Experience wonders
From unearthly men

Hallelujah! Amen!

Note: Intergalactic dating app coming soon.