Self-Identified Tsunami Deer

By the time I’m ready to grow up, they’ll be able to do trans-species surgery. I will need trans-deer and trans-tsunami reassignment. (Shut up! You don’t know nothing! A tsunami is a species of natural disaster.) If I’m a trans-tsunami I will no longer be swimless.


All my procedures will be over this week, then I’ll just be waiting for December 7 to discuss results with the Resident Gyno Dude whose vagina-side-manner could use some work. I might be making this statement prematurely but here goes …

As of Thursday
November 16 at 2:00 pm
I am refusing to spread my legs
for anything other than a dick
(or fingers). That dick, and said fingers,
must be attached to a man
who’s down to fuck!

Sensualist Sam
Self-Identified Tsunami Deer

Tue Nov 14

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