… “Sorry, officer. Menopause made me fuck dat nigga up!”
Normally I don’t like to include links but this is an important one – please share with the women in your life who are 35 and older. Maybe even as young as 30 – it’s good to be equipped with the knowledge early and you can explore more as needed. My super-smart girlfriend shared this with me …
Blackout One
I’m lying on my back with my legs in stirrups and two people in my business for this sonohysterogram shit and I find myself wondering … do homeless people fuck? I see homeless people all over the place – eating, sleeping, loitering, panhandling, stinking but I never see them sexing. Hmmm.
If two stinky people have sex do the smells cancel out each other or are they magnified? Time for a Social Experiment!
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Homeless Sex
Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do
Homeless Sex
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Homeless people are lucky – they get to sleep wherever they want, whenever they want. How wonderful is that! I can’t sleep whenever cause I got a job. (heavy sigh).
Blackout Two
The other night Rosemary asked me to sit her baby and I was like, “Bitch! Do you remember what happened the last time!? I barely left with my soul. You on your own with that devil angel.”
“I really need a break and he doesn’t do that anymore.”
“Yo! If he can do that shit, then he can change his diaper and feed hisself. That muthafucka don’t need no babysitter.
Just Like Music
Between attending the Tranzac Club and going to the Jazz Cafe last night, I’m very much enjoying live music – never thought I was a fan. I had lots of fun Friday night (or was it Saturday) and a bit too much to drink. I was planning to go alone but decided to invite Dee because she wanted to see the Keith Haring exhibit.
Whenever inviting anyone to the ROM or AGO I like to get there at least an hour early – have my artist date then meet them and go to the exhibit of their choice.
FYI1: I owe you a few Haring photos.
FYI2: Cat claws are sharp.
Sun Nov 19
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