UDP

Did the weekend fly by or was it just me. I going to the office on Tuesday and I can’t seem to get these pizza cravings out of my system. Also, did you hear about the woman who got fired for having sex with 300 people in one month on her Fans Only site – I think the person/people who discovered her on Fans Only should also get fired, yes! But nobody’s talking about that!

Many years ago, there was a woman who had sex with 300+ guys in one day – she made some record I think. It was a porn thing. It’s 2023 and women still cannot be free sexual beings. Sometimes I’m afraid I’ll get fired for my sex work then I remember our Monday orgy sesh and I feel better. #sexworkfever

No unsolicited dic pic ever!

Sam

But you know, If I want a dick pic I’d like to be able to ask for one. “Hello, might I have a lasting view of the penis that is yours? Non-flaccid preferrably.”

Today someone asked me if I was a trans woman or a real woman. A question I wouldn’t have had to answer years ago. My profile says cis woman but maybe he doesn’t know what that means or he missed it. I told him – I was born with all my lady parts.

I asked a guy to do a video call. Everything was kosher before that request then he got all defensive talking bout how he doesn’t like doing video calls and he doesn’t need to prove to me that his photos are legit. But you do muthafucka! Anyhow, that was that. I told him to take care of himself. I wanna hear your voice and see your face before we go on a first date.

It’s Pokemon GO time again. This week I’m supposed to meet up with a few writers/filmmakers – I’m excited for that.

I have another dating story failure to share with you – maybe tomorrow or whenever I feel like, yes! In the meantime, I want you to know that my lady parts are functioning as designed – and that’s all I’m gonna say about that!

Sleep like you’re not worried about first-date jitters.

Sun Oct 15

© 2023 Samantha Williams. All Rights Reserved.

Leave a Reply

Discover more from Yes! Absolutely! Um. Maybe...

Subscribe now to keep reading and get access to the full archive.

Continue reading