Oh Hell! Stahp it!

It’s another fabulously sunny day filled with spotty wifi and the reaffirmation that people don’t get my jokes. Sometimes I feel like Joker; I’m the only one laughing, but I can’t waste my jokes. Somebody’s gotta laugh!

You know that saying, “Who laughs last laughs the best.”? I’m not sure what it means, but I feel it applies here. BTW – I’m having fun with these quotes. I love the latest one! And I just happened across it while reading.

If I’d done my laundry, I would have gone to the office. BTW – If I have to use my data because the wifi is shit, I shouldn’t have to pay for any overages. I’m not over yet, but we will see if Rogers agrees with me! Maybe I will head to the office tomorrow even if my clothes are dirty. The guys won’t mind. I also will not shower because it doesn’t make sense to put dirty clothes on a clean body. (There’s shit I gotta do and it’s annoying me that I can’t get it done.)

I hope your work is THAT much fun!

Can you get your jaws wired shut just for fun weight loss purposes? Can you take antibiotics that work so well, they leave you in awe and some great shape due to their appetite suppressing abilities?

This is the last conversation where I will mention the pandemic. I was exposed to the ‘vid. SabDee got the ‘vid. AND at one point in the previous week or so, Matt thought he had it, but he didn’t. I’m out of rapid tests, and that’s just fine with me cause from now on, the only thing going up this nose is cocaine!

🎶 🎶 🎶

Take the children and yourself. Hide out in the cellar. By now the fighting will be close at hand. Don’t believe the church and state, and everything they tell you. Believe in me. I’m with the high command.

There’s a gun and ammunition, just inside the doorway. Use it only in emergency. Better you should pray to God. The Father and the Spirit. Will guide you and protect you from up here

Can you hear me, can you hear me running? Can you hear me running, can you hear me calling you?

🎶 🎶 🎶

Silent Running – Mike and The Mechanics

I don’t understand why Mike and his buddies are asking me if I can hear him running when he’s running silently!?!? By the way, I also cannot hear you calling me.

Actually! Too! This is the last time I will mention my trials and tribulations with weight loss because all I gotta do is eat more and move less. That should be simple enough! Wait! OMG!!! That’s why I haven’t been successful! I got it all flipped upside down! Why didn’t nobody tell me?

Now the weight’s just gonna fly off as like how thoughts fly out of my head when people make unsolicited requests of me for stuffs. Next time I speak to you of this, I will have reached my feel-good weight.

The other night at Le Chateau de SabDee, I woke up with a heavy pillow on my chest. It’s a Tempur-Sealy side sleeping pillow – very dense. It felt good to have this heavy pillow on me, although I don’t know how it got there. But because of that experience, I am investing in a weighted blanket.

I go saw Dust! And when we’re done sawing each other, I wonder who will be around to pick up the pieces.

Wed May 25, 2022

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