Twice Per Shift

Balance … Can I get some?

I’m so fuckin’ horny. I move from one extreme to the next; it’s crazy. Sex is always on my mind now. Is this how those stereotypical old men in nursing homes feel? I’m only going into long-term care if I can get virile hetero-male nurses to care for me …

“Ms. Williams, we already had sex today. Please let go of my dick.”

“You know I got dementia muthafucka. Let’s just do it again.”

Ugh! I saw this guy in the elevator and I imagined him inviting me over to his place … How perfect would that be? I just gotta run downstairs to get some. FMPL!


Starting this week, and all of November, I’m gonna go on two artist dates per week. Tuesdays and Thursdays. All day I been cleaning and listening to soca.

November is gonna be a good month for me, yes! I don’t know why, it’s just a feeling I have.

In case we don’t talk …

Happy Halloween!!!

Sun Oct 29

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