WARNING: Vaginas on display. Leave now if you’re sensitive or triggered in strange ways. i.e.: Looking at vaginas should not make you want to assault anybody! Got it! Good!
I don’t like the word husband because it reminds me of husbandry which reminds me of laundry which reminds me of other household chores which reminds me of wife which reminds me of caretaker which reminds me of janitor … That’s why I ain’t never getting married cause I ain’t trying to be nobody’s live-in custodian!
Went to the office twice this week but was/is/are/am achy – breakthrough bleeding is fuckin’ with my sex game. What horrendous timing! Is this payback for making that uterus joke? Now my vagina is having a monologue again. Shhhhhit!!!
On Wednesday, Bossman asked me, “What do you want for lunch?”
“A hysterectomy!”
Oh! Forgot to share. I went to get sugared a few weeks back and they had this on the wall …
Next week I’m going for an ultrasound – hopefully, the solution is simple but I’m willing to forego my internal lady part for frequent sex. Ugh!
Thu Nov 02
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