Yo! On God! During my next hot flash, somebody’s gettin’ murked. This menopause thing isn’t working out for me and I’m not even officially there yet.
October is almost over and I didn’t watch enough good horror movies. I have no year-over-year stats but something doesn’t feel right. My stomach and head feel icky but it’s been a fab week. I cannot complain but I want to …
- There’s all kinds of moldy shit growing in pots in the kitchen
- I had another tantrum where I wanted to throw everything in the garbage
- After distracting myself with thoughts of homicide, I was able to calm down
- Spent my day off cleaning Matt’s dumpster of a bedroom – I birthed a slob.
- I wish the Gods from You Missed Your Chance For An Abortion Heaven would bless me
- And in doing so, take back this piece-of-shit-no-appreciation-having-abomination.
- I’m tired of taking care of Zoey. Now I’m just waiting for her to die (do you want a rabbit?)
- I might have internal diarrhea – where does shit go when it can’t get out?
- And what the fuck is going on with the Patriots!
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I don’t have plans and schemes
And I don’t have hopes and dreams
And I don’t have happiness
I don’t have anything
Since I don’t have you
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I know it may seem like I’m a horrible human but … well. Good night!
Sleep like you’re not worried about waking up with a budding rape baby in your belly.
Wed Oct 25
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