Chat interface — "Health Concierge," online:

HC: Welcome to Health Care Anonymous. How may I help you?

Me: Hi! I can't find the right group to join based on my mental health concerns.

HC: Please describe your condition.

Me: Do you have a group for people who are bipolar with borderline personality disorder, OCD, occasional substance abuse issues and suspected ADHD?

HC: You have too many issues. Please delete this app then find someplace quiet to die. Goodbye!

Those are my hands. That was my question. I hope you are seeking the help you need (if you need it).

Sam