ChatGPT helped me craft the writer’s version of my resume.
Dear PMI:
From Sam
The OKR goal-setting framework and its implementation
is another thing I’ve learned lots about in the last three years
but cannot claim PDUs for.
You sons, daughters and non-binary bitches!
🎶 I got ants in my pants and I need to dance 🎶
We also sell antihistamines, topical ant ointment and funeral arrangement services
Do you need ants to make you dance?
We sell fire ants, wood ants, bullet ants and
pole ants (they’re always cold and magnetic – good for robotic moves).
Also, you got yr skunk ants …
When you wanna bust a move but ain’t got no space on the dance floor,
drop a few skunk ants in your pants and watch people move outta the way.
Also
We got army ants
for mostly unchoreographed moves with friends.
🎶 You got the moves like party ants. You got the mo-oooh-oooh-oooh-move like party ants 🎶
Did you know Detroit has its own style of pizza?
I learned this week that. It reminds me of Pizza Hut deep-dish pizza, but the crust is light and airy. Last week I was craving ribs; this week it’s pizza. It was gloomy and rainy all day, but Dee still convinced me to go outside for a walk. We ended up at 8Mile for a late lunch.
Sorry! I forgot to take a pic. You will have to settle for this possibly homemade pizza photo by H Liu from Unsplash
Often I talk about wanting to live near a variety of restaurants, but I probably wouldn’t go outside just to get food; I’m more inclined to order. If I’m already outside for another purpose, like work or an artist date, then I’d stop by on my way home. There’s a little cafe that opened just up the street – it’s huge and perfect for finding a quiet spot to work and people-watch if that’s your thing.
Was I always a homebody?
I been waking up to Prince songs in my head.
🎶
Pop Life by Prince
What’s the matter with your life
Is poverty bringing you down?
Is the mailman jerking you ’round?
Did he put your million dollar check
In someone else’s box?
Tell me
What’s that underneath your hair?
Is there anybody living there?
🎶
Wed Aug 23
Feature image by Konstantin Kolosov from Pixabay
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