Hola!
I can introduce myself and say, “Welcome!” in Russian. “Good morning” in Japanese and “How are you?” “Nice to meet you!” in French.” That’s a whole conversation in three languages! Woohoo!
I’ve been shittin’ on my PMP cert, but it’s my gluten-free bread and non-dairy butter. I’m grateful for it. However, a rethinking of this PDU process is necessary. IMO.
- The free way to get PDUs is a pain in the butt (on purpose, most likely)
- There is a disconnect between learning to apply skills to my job and learning because I need to get PDUs. There are things I’ve learned and done in the past three years, but I cannot count them, which is complete bullshit. The first thing that comes to mind is data analytics, and it could apply to the talent triangle, but there is no way for me to claim it.
- I’d prefer if my job drove what I learn or where I lean because I can apply those skills, and what I learn stays with me. (although some jobs don’t give one iota of shit about your edufication.)
OMG! I need a moment!
🎶
I’d like for Prince to explain the explode part!
Come
Closer
Feel what you’ve been dyin’ for
Don’t be afraid, baby
Touch it and explode
Understand, understand that I love you
Oh, but more than that, I want you
🎶
Do you need a magnifier to see an iota of shit? Maybe you’d need an iotascope. 🎶 Talking ’bout my learnication 🎶
Can my cert get taken away for slander?
Maybe I feel the way I do because what I want for my future is changing. But still! Fuck PMI and their God damn fuckin’ PDUs. I’m all for learning, but I like learning shit I’m gonna use – muscle memory type shit – Otherwise I’m just gonna forget it, and it will be a waste of money!
When I am no longer certified, I will put
it only took 15 years to be deprogrammed
xPMP (for n yrs)
on my resume.
I’m not buying your bullshit anymore!
Can’t remember if I told you but I invested in an air fryer that’s just for me alone – it has two cooking baskets. I can do protein and veggies. It’s perfect, and it’s a Ninja! We gonna cook, even if the kitchen is teenage boy messy, eat, relax then go on nightly White racist vigilante murder sprees (we might as well be police officers – actually they can do their dirt during the day).
“Me and my Ninja Airfryer are Gonna Fuck You Up!”
BTW: The racist vigilante excursions are separate from my ninja army – they only do good shit, like ridding families of domestic terrorists (irrespective of gender). I know! Good/bad is all about perspective.
And finally … When I grow up, I’m gonna be an emotional rollercoaster. Well … I kinda already am, but given the chance I’ll be a better version – with rocket-sky highs and explosive Challenger lows!
Bye bye!
Mon Aug 21
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