Sorry! I’m way late. BUT ,,, Guess what! Guess what! Guess what!
I got an unlimited lifetime five-device membership to Pornhub. (I can give you my login if you want). I feel fantastic cause I can watch porn anytime, anywhere and with anyone. I scheduled a meeting for me, Bossman, our CFO and the Sales Director. First thing Monday morning we be pornhubbing. Gotta put that couch to good use!
š¶ You wake up to birds chirping; I wake up to strangers fuckin’. š¶
None of that is true, for the record, in case I get somebody in trouble or I show up to the Pornhub meeting and find out I ain’t got no job no mo.
The real tho … Dad gifted me my Second City Writing 1 course and all the other ones – there are five or six in total. Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Dad! I always feel weird asking Pops for funds – it feels wrong cause I’m an adult. He said he could tell when I’m gonna ask for money, my tone will change and my approach and something else I can’t think of right now.
I’ve known you since you were born. Remember!?
Dad
Dad also said he though I was gonna ask him for money to enroll in a weightloss program. lmao – see the shit I gotta deal with!
I’m so excited I can’t even tell you. I first looked at this course back in 2019 (My first post where I talked about it probably). I’ve been writing consistently for long enough that this isn’t an impulsive decision so the timing feels really right. My first class is on Sun May 7. OMG, I cannot wait! I’m most looking forward to the collaborative writing exercises. Something I’ve never done.
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Shoes – Lil Wayne
No ceilings, motherfucker, good mornin’
Dick in your mouth while you’re yawnin’, I’m goin’ in
Gudda, why they started me? Marley, why they started me?
I’ll bring it to your front door like you ordered me
Back in this bitch, but a lot more rich
On my Papa Bear shit, need hot porridge
Got a lot more shit than you can ever fathom
A big-head nigga couldn’t even imagine
The shit I do, most doers never done
I’ma fuck this beat, ya bitch, ooh, ya better cum
Better run this shit, I don’t run from shit
I still beat your ass like a fucking drumstick
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Why this nigga can’t wait till I’m done yawning before putting his dick in my mouth yo? Every morning! Shhhit!
We went to the Keg for dinner and Dad mentioned my iron will and told everyone how smart I was when I was a kid which implies I’m not smart now? IDK! And the kids talked about what a horrible teacher I was when they were young and they had a TikTok video to prove it.
Dre also said I traumatized him with the Hooked on Phonics books. Well so far my children turned out pretty good – I’m proud of them. I might have to take that video down – I don’t know if I need permission to repost outside of TikTok but thank you @naomiibrookk.
Sun Apr 23, 2023
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