Do Flip Out

“Samantha Williams?”


“Who can clap and wash their hands properly?”


My cast is gone but me in a splint that is off more than on, which is good. I started working out again on Sunday but MeWatch is acting up, it keeps pausing my workouts; they said it may need servicing. Naked will I be without it.

BTW: I am tired of getting teenage boy cooties – I feel much better but there’s a lingering cough that’s quite annoying. I hate how illnesses seem to hold onto me. Go or stay, don’t hang around in the doorway.


When I’m feelin’ blue
all I have to do is take a look at you
then I’m not so blue.
When you’re close to me,
I can feel your heart beat.
I can hear you breathing in my ear
Wouldn’t you agree
Baby, you and me
got a groovy kind of love


Groovy Kind of Love by Phil Collins

Crunk Juice startled me out of bed this morning.

“Da fuck! Jesus Christ LJ! You ‘pose to wake people up gently!”


“… Forget it!”


Do you remember the skits Chappelle did? (including the Rick James ones! “Fuck your couch nigga.” lol.)

One day I will live where
the grass is a blue-purple gradient
and changes colours randomly
throughout the day

It’s happy
like the sunRiseSet because
people get to run and play

Wouldn’t that be neat,
if you didn’t know
your head from your feet?

It’s me 🙂

Sometimes I see pictures on my ceiling. I open my eyes and there they are.

As much as I want louder speakers, I’m not gonna do it cause I could easily damage my hearing cause the music is never gonna be loud enough.


Apologies contestants for the major delay.
I broke my arm then procrastinated.
Prizes will go out to ten people, instead of the usual three, who knew
Benito “Il Duce” Mussolini
was the correct response.

1. Brochure: How to Propaganda in Ten Steps. Use it responsibly to rewrite history or justify whatever you’d like.
2. A Penknife: Large enough to do permanent damage, small enough to conceal.
3. Karl Marx Trading Coins: They’ll be worth something some day, perhaps.
4. Bonus Grand Prize: Trip to La Maddalena: Spend seven days in the manor and sleep in the same room as Il Duce.

Stay tuned for Name That Tyrant No. 5

Thank you for participating

Get some crunk juice in yr system and while you are doing that, read Move Your DNA by Katy Bowman.

Tue Mar 14, 2023

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