If you want to dance with me
Let’s meet at the jamboree
But first, stop by for tea

And while we’re enjoying a pint (of tea)
I’ll introduce you to my friend Phil
A bold jumping spider
with superior skill
who decided to live
with his girlfriend Jill
on my sunny windowsill

Although of the order Araneae
He considers himself a Primate
And interestingly, has convinced me
to let him be
the host of tonight’s festivities

Phil is his own quartet
Is he talented?

You bet!