Whipped Ice Cream Cake

Oy! 

Today was a not-so-good food day. I won’t give you the horrible details because I wish to pretend it didn’t happen.

Listen! I know I’ve said this many times … But it’s worth saying again …

I don’t care how much good you want to do in the world – Do NOT invite anyone into your home. Do NOT give anyone a ride anywhere. Do NOT start a relationship with anyone from an Anything Anonymous program, i.e.: OverEaters Anonymous, NoseAndButtPickers Anonymous, SerialKillers Anonymous, etc.

AND Definitely. Definitely. For the love of all the Gods in the Universe, Do NOT get married to anyone you meet in the/a psychiatric ward. Because two unstable halves make for an even more insane whole and someone is going to die.

Got it! Good! (Cause I don’t wanna see you on no true crime show).

Sam

In thinking and writing about my time with my grandmother, I realize I did a lot of odd shit as a child, which makes sense cause I do a lot of bizarre shit as an adult.

We don’t change much do we?

BULLETIN

If hot menopausal flashes are

anything like blinding homicidal rage,

I’m so ready.

Sign me up yo!

Sam

I had it in mind to write another poem today but I got a creature idea. I go continue draw.

Sun May 15, 2022