Good Saturday afternoon!
🎶 …And I-ran. I-ran so far away. And I-ran. I-ran all night and day-a-a. Oh I-ran but just couldn’t get away. 🎶 What do a flock of seagulls know about running? They have wings. Running feels like poor planning.
Unless something’s wrong…
🎶 Take these broken wings and learn to fly again, learn to live so free. 🎶
Alright, let’s get to work, yes!
Without further ado. Congratulations to those who guessed that Francisco Franco was our first tyrant for 2026!
Thank you very much to our contestants and winners, who offered to build a grand mausoleum worthy of a GREAT and ACCEPTABLE leader, but we cannot remove him from his current resting place. If your conviction is strong enough, feel free to go get him.
FYI: Visit Where Oh Where to see the related post; scroll to the Tyrant Time section.
We have winners from all over the world, which is fitting; rather than taking a passive, voyeuristic, or exhausting vicarious view, they are going to be the change you may or may not want to see in the world.
It’s all about perspective.
Opting for the right one could be a life saver!
While we’re finding that more and more people are curious about tyrants and tyranny. Our winners are determined to use our prizes to create a legacy. We hear you, and some of our prizes this round have taken that generational view into consideration with high-tech and low-tech gifts.
We got you covered. From power acquisition to the entrenchment.
- From Our Extensive WhitePeoplePaper™ Collection.
- NOTE: Please don’t ever refer to them as books:
- On Game Theory & Transgressive Cohesion
- Galvanizing Water Wars
- Darkies: Those Others Among Us
- Peacetime is for Pussies
- And From Our Extensive Reeducation Template Library.
You can purchase existing templates (see a few examples below) or create your own. We will provide the software of your preference AND six months of free printing in any size your local printshop can handle, whether they are already onside or not.
Toolkits and Subscriptions:
- AI-Powered Goebbels9000X TelePrompterPro™
Rewrite history in real time with the Goebbels9000X TelePrompterPro™. The app will listen for questions from the opposition, review so-called “facts,” and offer up responses within seconds.
No more tripping over your words, looking for the right things to say. Simply train the AI with your narrative, and away you go. It’s that easy.
While establishing your regime footing, we will provide you and your generals with a five-year subscription—complete with automatic narrative updates and emergency talking points if accosted by leftist SOBs.
- PanOptiCon1984™
Your best friend in security and surveillance. With our SilentHover nanotechnology, the PanOptiCon1984™ drone is small enough to enter any room unnoticed.
Equipped with UHD optical systems, the PanOptiCon1984™ provides unmatched visibility across urban environments, public gatherings, and border crossings.
NeuralTrack Identity Mapping captures facial features in a millisecond. With multi-angle face reconstruction, it can approximate a rebuild for partial-face recognition, accounting for masks, hats, and sunglasses, and it provides persistent targeted tracking across drones.
Every individual is assigned to the Dissident Behavioural Risk Index™ database. And bonus, PanOptiCon1984™ can be integrated with your country’s existing CCTV system.
Surprise! We are offering 100 drones to get you started.
For an extra 10k per drone, we can include the Neutralizer Response Module 5000. Anyone flagged in the database can be “taken care of”. The Neutralizer will transmit the target’s precise location and 3D facial reconstruction to any smart device, instantly alerting your private military outfit.
If you’re not already well-equipped, we can connect you to a few private military companies (PMCs).
- NarrativeShield™ Deepfake Studio
If it’s taking a while to get your regime off the ground, don’t worry, we’ve got you.
When reality refuses to cooperate, simply generate a better one with NarrativeShield™ Deepfake Studio. Instantly produce:
- Patriotic crowd footage
- Televised confessions
- Spontaneous public celebrations
Anything you need to get the masses on side, NarrativeShield™ Deepfake Studio can make it.
Real truth is complicated.
Message brought to you by NarrativeShield™ Deepfake Studio
Forget about it!
Build the truth that serves you instead.
And finally! Now we’re getting into some fancy legacy-defining shit. Introducing…
- ManifestDestiny™ Empire Building Suite
The ManifestDestiny™ Empire Building Suite is the best systems-thinking software on the market. It allows you to see all the angles — military pressure, geosocial influence networks, economic leverage, narrative control, and geopolitical opportunities — as one integrated system.
When one lever moves, the entire map updates in real time. Adjust one variable — a border dispute, an alliance, a resource corridor — and watch the entire ecosystem respond like magic, but it’s not magical.
Unfortunately, we were not able to include the FinTech app, which allows your loyal supporters to fund the movement anonymously, efficiently, and patriotically, from anywhere in the world. We’re working on the bugs.
Lookout for it in our War Crimes for All Times app store.
RegimeChain™
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Final Thoughts Of Which You May Not Care:
I’m gonna try very hard to keep my posts to one topic. People tell me that even though I use separator lines and headers sometimes, it’s hard for them to jump from one topic to the next, as my brain does.
Often, too, I write in fragments, not always wrapping up one topic before moving to the next. I think that’s beautiful because you get to finish it however you want to, but feedback suggests otherwise. 😳
Until next time!
Sat Mar 7
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