Seeking Mr. Adventurous for a stretch
To get me through hygge season
Must be available evenings and weekends
Prepared for increased demand during snowstorms
Soft beard and warm, non-sweaty hands mandatory
Compensation includes:
- tonnes of affection
- first dibs on sofa spot
- a section on the bathroom counter
- joining my Spotify Jam anytime
And if you astound
Maybe when spring comes around
You'll have earned the right to stick around
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