Five axolotls chillin' in the lake A carp came over and told them they looked weird Said Axolotl One, who goes by Mixcoatl, "Shut up your mouth. You look like a mosquito."
Then, the tilapia, as invasive as the carp, waved his fin and declared with a bark, "We're claiming Xochimilco ... Putting down stakes ... Get out of here with your ridiculous face."
Little did the carp and tilapia know The axolotls' gills Aren't just for cheap thrills
Those gills transformed into bioluminescent blades Sharp and shiny in the murky shade
The axolotls smirked, their fins aglow Mixcoatl said, "You thought we'd roll over? Oh no, no, no." In military formation, they advanced with a chant, "As above, not so below. Die foe."
With flicks, and lashes, and blinding splashes Blades flashed, fins slashed, water thrashed The tilapias tried to run For the carps, this takeover was no longer fun Everyone got their heads spun The lake ignited, neon red— Light swirling Blood whirling
With the invaders dead The axolotls went back to chillin' Before going off to bed
