Counting prospects with Goat Baby
Assessing my low conversion rate
He has a solution for me
Said I should try numerology
Bring him names and he'll match me

How am I supposed to bring you a name
Where am I getting these names from
I have no new leads
And I hate doing cold outbound
I can't just pick someone at random

We don't have to rule out retargeting
But statistically 
Looking at your recent "successes"
(I'm using that word loosely) 
By choosing randomness
You've got nothing to lose

Given your sparse pipe... line
Be happy I'm helping and choose

Ok. This is my last dating/relationship poem for today. Unless I think of something else. 😶‍🌫️

I published this poem at 2:06 PM, took a nap and decided to lean into the sales language a bit more. Updated at 6:40 PM.

Feature image by DallE

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