Today we are going to talk about sex …

I’m a not-so-lean
never-ever mean
always down-to-fuck
sex machine

Sam

… Talk’s over!

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“Is that Viagra in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”

“Yep!”

“Let’s get it on!”

I wanna have that conversation one day!

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Earlier this week, I learned you cannot unschedule a post on WordPress! I thought my poem was done, but when I woke up the following day, I felt the need to modify it and thought I had cancelled the post. I didn’t, so I ended up with two similar poems on my site for a few minutes.

Bad! WordPress! Bad!

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… “So I told him, Yo mamma don’t work here muthafucka. Clean up after yourself lazy ass bitch!”

Bad! Human! Bad!

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I don’t want the world to be my oyster
I’m claustrophobic

Sam

I hope you are having a good Super Bowl weekend – I was supposed to go out to a restaurant/bar and watch, but I feel shitty – I bet ya Bossman made me sick. Or it could be that I am still hardly sleeping. Well … 2 to 3 hours is better than none!

Sun Feb 11

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