War Bible

War Bible

When I grow up, I’m gonna be sugar-free!

I woke up to rum and redbull in my water bottle! There is a God! Happy to let you know I finally done with those PMI recertification courses. Good Lord! I’m so very, absolutely ready to party, or …

I’d love to have a sex, but unfortunately, I am not in the right company. Unless you count the boys, but I’m tired of having sex with them. The Bible says we shouldn’t have incesters, homos, adulters and bestialters to name a few. All must be put to death but ain’t nobody tryna listen to Bible shit. Well, some of us are. Look around, I ain’t lying!

Blood spilling covers the Old Testament! God loves when things die – go kill something!

Instead of being sugar-free
I will be an Ethnic Cleanser when I grow up
It’s not wrong if I have permission from God!

JUSTIFIED!

Chapter 8 of God: The Most Unplesant Character in All Fiction
War Bible
This the tee I got from Spencers last Tuesday

Right now I’m listening to music, dancing, talking to you and trying to get this damn Microsoft Power Query Pivot Table shit to work.

War Bible
On my last playdate with Mia

Be grateful you’re not in any war torn areas yea!

https://geneva-academy.ch/galleries/today-s-armed-conflicts

Don’t bother praying for the conflicts to end! That shit ain’t gon’ help nobody!

War Bible
Wasn’t tryin’ but seems I finally broke it!

I imagine the WP AI Assistant is thinking,

“There’s so much wrong with this post I don’t know where to start.”

🎵 Drop the mic 🎵

Tue Jan 23

Image by James Chan from Pixabay

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