… Pee, Cock. lol! Someone said “backdoor” on a call and I was dying inside. It was a client meeting so I couldn’t laugh my loud ass off.
“Officer, you can call it murder if you want. I call it hot flash residue.”
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Residue
Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do
Residue
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Oyce! not sure I told you, but about a week ago, I stopped taking my HRTs – and a few days after, the breakthrough bleeding stopped. I’m back in the sex business and hopefully, it will all be good news on Dec 7.
Now I’m sorta in the process of learning how to make myself cum. Interesting homework assigned to me from Basket_2 (I should find a better name for him, he deserves it). Many years ago – possibly 2013/2014 – this woman I worked with was surprised that I didn’t know how to bring myself to orgasm. I never felt the need to learn.
Now here I am ten years later. Night before last, I fell asleep watching porn. Later, I woke up and just thought about B2 to begin the assignment (my imagination is waaaaaay better than porn. Plus I love how this guy makes me feel.) Anyhow, I found masturbating quite boring. I don’t see the point. Maybe I’m doing it wrong. I’d rather explore with him. Plus, it’s not like I’ve never had an orgasm in my life – two is more fun. Except for when I’m orgy-ing.
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I haven’t told B2 about my side gig
La. La. La. La.
Lucy I want an orgy
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AGO
Always surprised by the discoveries I make at AGO. I will share Keith with you later, but first up …
Dating Shit
FYI! Did you know men lie about their height? The other day I was chatting with a guy who said he was 5′ 8′. At first, I wasn’t sure but then I was like, I could work with 5-8. We meet and I’m thinking … Hmmm all this time I thought I was 5′ 4′ but I guess I’m 5′ 8″ since me and this muthafucka are eye to eye.
#fuckshortmen – Why would you lie about something so obvious? I don’t get humans!
Thu Nov 23
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