Once again, I’ve proven myself to be a clearer writer than speaker. 🎶 Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don’t. Almond Joy’s got nuts. Mounds don’t. 🎶 When I grow up, I will be the keystone in a masonry arch.
Yesterday I saw the cutest pic of Baby Belarus. I’m in love all over again 🥰 ❤️🥰 I wish I could hug him. I needed a hug as much as he did, probably.
BTW: I’ve figured out how to make sure I structure my sketch properly – Rather than going immediately from what’s in my head to writing character and dialogue, I will do an outline first. I will approach my creative life in the same manner that I approach my professional life, with proper preparation and diligence. If all my jokes carry the same weight then I will start with the one I love best, that is the funniest, and work back from there.
Yay! Figuring shit out makes me giddy with happiness.
About five or six years ago I took a vow of celibacy. Although … at the time, I didn’t know that’s what I was doing. It’s been a long time since I’ve done anything remotely sexual. You know how they say, “Use it or lose it!”? I hope that doesn’t apply to my lady parts. Suppose vertigo is a sign that all is lost?
Oh, Dear God: I'm having trouble finding the four-legged crickets and grasshoppers you created that I am allowed to eat and I'm really, really, very hungry. Please send directions. Your Faithful Servant, Sam Source: Leviticus 11:20-23
🎶 Have you ever, ever, ever in your long-legged life seen a four-legged cricket with his grasshopper wife? No I never, never, never … 🎶
Speaking of vertigo, it’s still happening, not half as bad but mostly in the morning and leaves me feeling nauseous and icky throughout the day. It’s time for me to see my doctor maybe. I know how to say “play” in sign language – I learned it on the playground.
I need more playground days in my life and I have the urge to sit in a church. A church with a pipe organ in the wall and massive stained glass windows that tell a story. But I want to be there alone – there aren’t many places you can go to be alone anymore. I’d like the circumference of my personal space to be this wide. 🤗 There’s a church by my workplace. I will check it out next time I’m downtown.
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Church organ
do, do, do, do, do, do
Church organ
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I haven’t slept for several hours – Matt decided to get up and cook after midnight but I was up before then. He needed help with mushroom chopping and sauce thickening (thank you, Mom!)
This Wonderful Life! Appreciated In …
- Cooking with Matt at 2:00 am while sharing a memory of Mom
- Viewing pictures of my coworkers’ children and listening to their antics
- Working out and playing with Dre
- Having a drink, and getting drawing lessons from Dee
- Seeking advice from a coworker (thank you!)
- Getting reacquainted with my sister
- Laughing at shit only I find funny
Alright! Enough of that yes! You should read The Shack by WM. Paul Young. I read it several years ago but I started it again today.
My spider friend Phil is back for the summer with some of his buddies – they’re protesting the use of the word “website” because it’s causing confusion among the spider community since they go looking for these “websites” in the wild and, of course, cannot find them.
“Phil! Welcome back! How’s your girlfriend?”
“We had an accident at sea and she drowned.”
“What the hell! I’m so sorry.”
“It’s cool. I hear you’re a sex worker now!? Hook a Nigga up!”
“My services are for humans only.”
“Your loss,” Phil says as he eyes me lustfully and seductively licks his lips.
“Don’t look at me like that! You’re making me uncomfortable!”
“I can show you things you’ve never seen.”
“Ewww, Phil! Stop it!”
“Anyhow. We created a petition on change.org to drop the W – we’d be fine with Ebsite.”
Cry if you need to whenever you want! Then get on with it!
Wed Jun 21, 2023
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