Ma Cuisine

The kitchen smells like a cesspool.

BTW: is “kitchen” masculine or feminine? I feel like it’s fem but that’s probably sexist – and French always ends up being the opposite of what I think it is. It’s probably male cause men BUILD kitchens – women only decorate and slave in them.

I wanted to make shrimp for dinner and everything is dirty. Every. Fuckin. Thing. Every utensil. Every pot. Every container. Even the air fryer is dirty. FMPL. And nobody scrapes their leftovers into the compost so it clogs the sink and the food and dirty water just sit there maripercolating.

Occasionally Matt will clean the entire kitchen and I’ll pay him, 20-50 bucks. What about Dre? That muthafucka’s home day in and day out and he don’t help with shit – even when I ask, it takes forever, if it gets done at all. (sometimes he’ll feed the pets).

New rule – If you’re not gonna wash your dishes don’t put them in the sink – leave them on the counter, put them in your bedroom, put them in the garbage. I don’t give a fuck! And when we’re overrun with vermin, I’m just gonna take my already packed shit and move out.

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It felt kinda Christmasy on Monday! Probably cause it was a holiday. Do holiday Mondays feel better than holiday Fridays? I woke up to this …

🎶

Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock
Jingle bell swing and jingle bell ring
Snowin’ and blowin’ and sun in the fun
Now the jingle rock has begun

Giddy up jingle horse, pick up your feet
Jingle around the clock
Mix and mingle in the jinglin’ beat
That’s the jingle bell
That’s the jingle bell
That’s the jingle bell rock

🎶

(UPDATE: Dre washed the air fryer without me having to ask.) He said he just reuses the air fryer without washing it. OMG! That boy is going to be somebody’s partner one day!

For my next artist date I am going to see the vintage locomotives (crazy reasons to move) at the old train yard on Bremner. I hope I can see inside too.

Tue May 23, 2023

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