Unfortunately, there is none Masters in me master bedroom – hasn’t been for a while. Plus, I cannot find my shrooms! I rearranged the whole place looking for them. Life is absolutely horrid.
NO SINGLE-USE PLASTICS EVER
I too, love the cleansing properties of fire
I am on my second to forever last roll of paper towels.
– Sam the EnviroPyro
I made oxtail for the first time in ages … so good. I always feel I’m losing my touch when I stay out of the kitchen too long and when my food’s not tasting as I think it should, Mom comes to mind. “Mom! Can you fix this!”
It’s Auntie Sandra’s 70th birthday.
Happy Birthday! Dad might be in Jamaica right now with his girlfriend and my aunt. He sent some pics of them on the beach. He sends me pics from random places, I think he was in Greece the other day. Where’s Dad!?
If I grow deadly flowers, is that ok?
Lately, instead of a bag of chips, I eat a bowl of olives and cucumbers. Yay me! I haven’t found a substitute for no-sex yet!
When I grow up,
Sam the Disparate (it’s right!)
I’m gonna be a whore!
That way,
I won’t have to worry about not having sex
ever again.
And I’m not just gonna be any whore either, I’m gonna be a Big Bad Bible Whore – the King James version. And what does a Bible Whore do? Have lots of sex with the KJV strapped to her chest, opened at rando sections – boobs off limits – nether regions, always need servicing. “Treat me like the intrinsically dirty, dirty filth that I am Daddy!” Sexual Reading is better than Sexual Healing
When women call me a whore or slut – I laugh, then say. “We’re all unclean whores in the Bible bitch! Shut the fuck up! Come back with something original!” And the funny thing is, I didn’t even grow up to be a whore yet! Something in my aura perhaps?
Well!
I got the flowers and Nature will thank us!
If that isn’t the theory of everything, I don’t know what is!
If a woman didn’t give birth to you – count yourself lucky
Is a woman born of a woman ok?
But I think Man means everybody
Then we’re all fucked!
Did somebody say, mass suicide?
Anybody?
Takers?
I’ve been sick since Wednesday, Thursday/Friday were the worst days. I probably have covid, a regular cold and the flu – don’t know, don’t care. You can throw in a bunch of sexual transmissions too, some of them give you sinus headaches.
“Say hello to my little friend, Holy Jesus Christ in Heaven!”
“What does he do?”
“I’m not sure yet!”
Have a good week, yes!
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