Jesus Is My Friend

… he’s your friend too but I got dibs. Claim staked! I was gonna talk to you sooner but I felt like I didn’t have much to say.

I’m gonna be an adult diaper model when I grow up. Can you poo in adult diapers or only pee? You should be able to do whatever you want in your pants yes.

Today me took the afternoon off because I was not being productive at my desk. I enjoy process mapping but felt stuck, then sleepy. Do you know what it’s like to be sleepy at your desk? It’s awfully gross. Like that guy who shat himself early one weekday morning and still had to take the bus to Union station because the subway didn’t start running yet – at least if Eglinton station was open he could have cleaned himself – if he wanted to.

Lately, I have had all these church songs floating about my head.

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All to Jesus I surrender
All to him I freely give
I will forever love and trust him
and in his presence daily live

I surrender all. I surrender all
All to thee, my blessed Savior
I surrender all


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I’m guessing this hymn is called I Surrender All

Finally! I finished my Book Fridge (sorta) It’s not as detailed as I imagined. With this new-fangled fridge you don’t have to worry about forgetting stuff because nothing gets pushed to the back of the shelf. You can see everything from both sides of the page and with AI capability and integration with your favourite grocery app, UberEats, Instacart, etc., you will never run out of foodstuff again – it will learn your habits and over time anticipate purchase frequency for various items and place the order for you.

I think it’s better if one page is for frozen foods rather than having the bottom section be for that and if all you eat is frozen foods you can get two frozen food pages and one page for regular stuff – and since every shelf on every page has it’s own temperature controls all your food will be happy. Nobody will need a blanket or have to strip down because they’re too hot yes!

Invention No. 2

Guess what I am doing for the first time ever in my whole entire long-legged life? I have to write a script (or a sketch) with dialogue and character action. One of the guys in class recommended Writerduet; so that what me using. After we go over it in class I will share with you – you already know a little bit of the story.

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What a friend we have in Jesus
All our sins and griefs to bare/bear
What a privilage to carry
Everything to God in prayer



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That’s all I remember

Why is English so dang complicated.

I bought a Clever Fox Weekly Planner cause I got a lot going on:

  • Work shit
  • Creative shit
  • Learning to draw shit
  • Second City shit
  • Data Analytics Course shit
  • My sister’s having a baby shit
  • Artist Way shit
  • I’m supposed to go to somebody’s birthday party in June shit
  • Food and nutrition shit
  • Financial improvement shit
  • Looking for additional work shit
  • Figuring out what to do for my birthday shit
  • etc. shit

That’s alotta shit. AND I want to make sure I am successful and don’t forget anything. Woohoo! I feel more organized already.

Wed May 17, 2023

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