Ugh! Plans!

You know … If I wanted to clean up after people I’d be a fuckin’ maid but I ain’t no God damn fuckin’ maid.

Dear Personal Jesus Christ:

Forgive me in advance for I'm about to sin like a motherfucker. I am asking that you help me get away with murder in the first degree times two and possibly arson. Not sure if I need to burn shit down yet but if I do I am including that just in case because I'm gonna do it for real this time. I know you've assisted many other people in the past to get away with stuff - I believe I am worthy!

In Jesus' name. Amen! 

Your Faithful Servant

P.S.: I kinda feel like I'm on my own cause you never reply but I'm hoping you'll suprise me this time cause this shit's really very important to me.

Did I tell you I missed the Leonard Cohen exhibit at the AGO? I was so sad but I think the exhibit lives in a Montreal gallery – I’m gonna track it down and go. The first song I heard from Cohen was I’m Your Man – I can’t remember where I was like I remember Cesária Évora – I was hanging out in Chapters or Indigo whichever came first at the Bay and Bloor area long before they merged and long before Shazam. I asked one of the employees who was singing and I bought her CD that day.


If you want a lover
I’ll do anything you ask me to
And if you want another kind of lover
I’d wear a mask for you
If you want a partner, take my hand
Or if you wanna strike me down in anger
Here I stand. I’m your man

If you want a boxer
I’ll step in the ring for you
And if you want a doctor
I’ll examine every inch of you
If you want a driver, climb inside
Or if you want to take me for a ride
You can. I’m your man


I’m Your Man – Leonard Cohen

Mia likes to steal my socks out of my shoes and play with/relax on my backpack.


All day I been working on my resting retarded face
I think I got it down and it was surprisingly easy
I don’t know if that’s good or bad


Dad’s not here yet; he’s out galavanting. Tomorrow is my friend’s party and I feel like crap, I have a cough again.

Fri Apr 21, 2023

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