No one knows the history Of this project manager's misery Work forever in-flight I do not take delight Churning away in indecision Platform burnt without permission Stakeholders reappear Sensing the end is near
Executive sponsor whimsy:
I know you had the kickoff today
But we wanted it yesterday
Have it ready for tomorrow
Plan nothing
Be ready for everything
You have our full support
This better not end up in court
Developers frisky:
Yes we've done this work before
Of estimates we are unsure
We may create according to spec
But in the end, you get what you get
Please just leave us alone
Ourselves, we cannot clone
Ok here, we'll throw you a bone
This is the story of my life Antagonistic strife Lessons learned, what a gem But we don't heed 'em, in the end TEAMWORK WORK TEAM
I don’t feel this way often, (thank God!) but the last few weeks have been especially taxing. Clients are returning in droves to get projects completed that were on hold because of COVID.
Enjoy! 🙂
Sam
Feature Photo Credit: Bessi from Pixabay
2 Comments
First off, that picture is WOW! Good choice and I really like your ‘Executive Sponsor Whimsy’ verse. Brilliant. Glad that you are finding some time to write if nothing else.
Thank you 🙂