Code of Conduct

Abstain from temperance
Be gluttonous
Lust after success

Steal
Cheat
Pridefully repeat

Treat theft
As a self-serving charity

Lie when it serves
Be prudent with your words

Rationalize the truth
Make greed a food group

Thank you, Dora and the dVerse Team! I hope I got it right! 🙂

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5 Comments

First-rate satire on corporate culture, Sam, and how they rationalize their unethical practices, this especially:
“Treat theft
As a self-serving charity” —
I can almost see these instructions gold-framed over their various mantels. “Make greed a food group.” Oh man. They wouldn’t choke on that one but take it as a nutritional insight.

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