1. 
Six little kittens chillin' in a tree
Talking about life and who they're gonna be
One went off to college but died of a cardiac blockage.
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Moral: 
Eat, exercise, treat yourself and others kind
so you can graduate and true love find.

2.
Five little kittens chillin' in a tree
Talking about life and who they're gonna be
One became a philosopher king, writing books about various things
including how to vomit up your soul as a purification process 
that makes you whole.
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Moral: 
Don't believe everything you read, see or hear.

3.
Four little kittens chillin' in a tree
Talking about life and who they're gonna be
One joined a cult and lost her life as a result. 
Poor adult.
~
Moral: 
Nothing good ever comes from joining a cult.
If it's an established religion, you MIGHT be ok. 
(Big might.)

4.
Three little kittens chillin' in a tree
Talking about life and who they're gonna be
One went on a mission to find himself 
and came back as somebody else
But no one was there to greet the new him. 
Crying in despair, he choked to death on a Slim Jim
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Moral: 
You should not cry and eat at the same time.

5.
Two little kittens chillin' in a tree
Talking about life and who they're gonna be
One wanted to change the world, 
but paralyzed by anxiety, 
he stayed in bed and watched 
the world on social media instead.
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Moral: 
It's ok to ask for help.

6.
One little kitten chillin' in a tree
Talking to herself about who she wants to be
She suddenly had an epiphany 
and decided it's best to stay in the tree
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Moral: 
Go forth before you’re ready, be brave 
and don't cook food in the microwave.

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