… So I said, Look! You gonna have to accept me coming to client meetings wrapped in a California king flat sheet, toga style, sans tunic ’cause I ain’t buying no more clothes.

Yes, I’m still fat as fuck.

I’d make a joke about not knowing how fat Fuck is, but you’ve heard it before ( lol. I still find it funny.) Nothing but up from here. Down from here, rather. Actually, I do know how fat Fuck is; I saw him on an episode of My 600-lb Life. The first time I saw the title, I thought: 600 pounds of what?

I’m gonna get strong so I can snap people’s necks like Reacher. For the record, even though I’m 10 lbs heavier, two pounds of that is muscle. Woohoo!

Stella Ella Ola
Clap, clap, clap
Singing es, chico, chico
Chico, chico, clap, clap
Say es chico, chico
Aloha, Aloha

Rando song playing in my head

Questions of the Day:
Why do people say shit like “Best mom/dad ever”? Did you have every parent ever? That’s what I thought! Shut the fuck up.

Q2:
Why is it always the breadwinners who bring home the bacon? What if I’m vegetarian? You gonna bring home the tofu? Better yet, If I’m the breadwinner, I’m bringing home the bourbon.

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Hey, Who Said That?

The letter is from To Die for the People by Huey P. Newton. – The summary below is from C-GPT

Huey P. Newton (1942–1989) was a revolutionary African American political activist and co-founder of the Black Panther Party in 1966, along with Bobby Seale. Born in Louisiana and raised in Oakland, California, Newton named the party in response to systemic police brutality and racial injustice in Black communities.

The Black Panthers advocated for self-defense, community empowerment, and racial equality, often openly carrying firearms to monitor police behavior. Newton was the driving force behind the party’s Ten-Point Program, which demanded freedom, decent housing, education, and an end to police brutality. Under his leadership, the Panthers also launched community programs like free breakfast for children and health clinics.

Newton was a controversial figure—admired for his intellect and leadership, but also criticized due to criminal charges and internal conflicts within the party. He earned a PhD in Social Philosophy from UC Santa Cruz, reflecting his deep engagement with radical theory and Black liberation thought.

I wrote a whole thing about a project management certification program; maybe I will share it.

We were watching a movie, and Matt said, “If I were kidnapped, I’d offer sexual favours for my freedom.”

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