Sometimes avocados gross me out – just be green without any weird-looking liver spots or varicose veins. I hate old avocados … and old people. Ewww. Also, I’m very really tired of men talking about how long their dicks are – Girth Matters. Shut the fuck up!
I’m listing to Living in a Haze. Milky Chance’s new album. I love it!
Once again my Second City instructor said my skit sounded like it could be a scene in a movie. Hooray! I am going to take that as a sign and try to learn as much as I can about movie writing but I won’t change my class because he told me this is a great foundation for anything else I go on to write. It’s like I’m a natural.
Here it is if you wanna read it! And one of my classmates told me I should continue to develop it. Yay!
One day heterosexuals will be the closeted ones.
Imagine That!
We’ll get beat up and dead cause some heterophilic person though we were coming onto them – they will use that as an excuse at their trials and walk away scott free! The churches won’t want us. We’ll get electro conculsive therapy to correct us and when that doesn’t work we’ll get stoned.
And people will be like …
“OH. MY. HOMOPHOBIC. GOD. You’re hetero! Ewww.”
… Because now we understand that we misunderstood God’s phobias.
Nothing is what we thought it was.
A few weekends ago I was watching The Babadook and The Artist’s Way is in that movie – there’s a scene with Mom reading on the bed – that’s the book. I was so excited when I recognized it! Isn’t that silly! I could do silly all day!
I spoke to my girlfriend for one point five hours today. It was beautiful!
“Hi, my name is Samantha and I pick up things. If people leave their stuff laying around and I take it, I don’t think that’s stealing so I. AM. NOT. READY. to call myself a thief outright. It’s been two days since my last offence. I am hoping you can help me but at the same time I don’t feel I need help.
Thieves Anonomyous
Yesterday this guy called the cops on me cause I took one of his t-shirts. I didn’t run away or anything. He had all the stuff outside the store; which you’d think meant he’d basically abandoned his shit right! WRONG! How can that count as shoplifting? I just don’t understand this planet! Well … that was the shirt that overheated the camel so here I am.”
“Welcome Samantha.”
“Yeah. Just hold onto your shit and we won’t have a problem.”
Imagine That and Thieves Anonomyous are blackouts – I’m fantastic at writing them. I’m gonna animate that and others eventually. I don’t think I can get paid to write cutaways but OMG that would be so much fun! BTW – Dee reminded me not to be afraid to trace as it will save lots of time and in Flipaclip you can import videos and trace them! Woohoo!
“Mom. Where’s the kettle?”
Me and Dre
“On the balcony.”
“What! Why?”
“I’m turning it into a flower pot.”
“So how am I supposed to make tea!?”
“There’s lots of other things to boil water in.”
“But I like using the kettle.”
“Sorry.”
“I wish you’d stop repurposing things.”
Also – I wrote a poem on Saturday! I still got it! 🙂 And it feels great! I’m still working on my routine – for now, I will talk to you on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays. Look out for my first simple animation by Friday or Monday of the following week. And I already scheduled my IG posts – one less thing to do this week.
And my system for keeping track of all the ideas in my head needs to be modified.
Mon Jun 12, 2023
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