How’s life?
I’m doing alright! Just the usual: working, writing, and experimenting with ideas. Lately, I’ve been reading and thinking about how I want my journal entries to feel. But something else has been on my mind: BABYMAN BITCH formerly known as bossman.
Picture a brick wall in a blazer that insists on being the most important person in the room, with all the best ideas at all times. Last I checked, brick walls aren’t interesting, they don’t learn, grow, treat people well or change for the better. They just are.
Whenever I think of him, one of my Dad’s sayings echoes: “The best predictor of future behaviour is past behaviour.” I hate that quote, but it’s true, there’s no denying it. My hopeful sunglasses are officially off – it only took six years and five months. Respect is a two-way street, and he’s a fucking cul-de-sac that prevents me from growing professionally. I used to think it was the old useless sales guy that was shitty but he likely inherited his shit-ness from BABYMAN BITCH. The more we “collaborate” the more I am in contact with his micromanaging, petulant ways.
I don’t see him as a leader, he’s just some fuckin’ guy who happens to be my boss. The other day, I asked him if he was a narcissist. He didn’t answer but made a joke about himself and kept talking about all things him. Go figure.
I’m done venting. I hope you enjoy this newsletter. It’s a quirky take on the classifieds! Maybe next time I’ll include some life updates, just to keep things interesting, like poetry …
Is your boss shitty
That’s a pity
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Does he do thing to make you feel crappy
Does he scream like a bitch banshee
Does he tell you to do one thing one day
Does he do a fantastic job of not explaining himself properly
Then gets angry if you ask too many questions
Then also gets angry and makes stinkin’ petty comments
Then changes his mind the next day
Is everything always urgent because of his poor foresight and inability to plan
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Well it ain’t gon’ get no better
You should write a resignation letter
Real Example:
Shit Boss on Wednesday Afternoon: Why isn’t the site setup!!! I want you to learn to be an expert on Teams cause I want to invite people to collaborate and now we’re gonna look stupid because we don’t know what we are doing and the site’s not ready.
(I’m already a fuckin expert on Teams you douch bag feces face fuckhole! I setup the group he’s bitching about in under 30 minutes, Teams ain’t nano-machine-learning-neural-networks tech you fuck!)
Shit Boss on Friday Morning: Oh, no one’s signed up yet and I don’t want to invite just one person to the group at a time,
I’ll wait till we have about eight.
(So why the fuck were you giving me grief on Wednesday!!! You shit eating babyman bitch!)bossmanForever known As BABYMAN BITCH
I feel like going back and changing all my references to him. Ok! Now, I’m done venting.
BREAKING THE NEWS LETTER …
Just because you
A LinkedIn Post
fit in
It doesn’t mean
you belong
Take care of yourself and remove your hopeful rose-colored glasses ASAP!
Fri Oct 11
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