… That’s not me in the photo, but I am every woman.
Jesus Christ was hangin’ out with me at Demetres, eating a Pretty In Pink Liège Waffle – Jesus is gay!
Can I get an amen to gay men!
Hallelujah!
OMG!!! Today is my fifth anniversary – holy shite! I’ve had this blog for as long as I’ve had my job. Yay me! Sizemic activity!
AND … here is a breakdown of my content from the Literary Arts menu only. The list requires refining because I’m almost sure my 56 short stories are flash fiction (under 1000 words) short stories typically range from 1,000 to 7,500 words. I don’t feel any posts are over 1000 words – but I promise to double-check.
Also, having just one item on the list makes me feel weird – I need to write more so I have at least three of each thing but I also don’t like odd numbers so I need at least four of a thing but 7 and 9 don’t bother me. Maybe it’s the look of the number that bothers me.
Yesterday was Pixie Poo’s bday
Cheers! To the Consummate Underachievers!
he’s 21 and still useless.
Happy Birthday Baby!
I recently discovered Drag Kings is a thing. I thought it wasn’t because who wants to dress like a man on purpose (I only like men for their dicks – I’m sorta joking. That’s objectification so I’m joking for real.) Drag Kings feels like a secret society. Can I compare their popularity against the Queens? Is that fair? Why do I even need to compare?
By the by …
You can be too – if you aren’t already
when I grow up I’m gonna be
moral decay
I had my one date with that guy but I didn’t feel a romantic connection. So that’s that. He asked me how I felt while we sat at the table drinking – and I told him I needed to think about it. In my head, at that moment, I wanted to make sure my decision wasn’t a snap one – I’m either impulsive or I’m overthinking – there is no middle ground.
Am I too picky?
UGH
Have a good weekend cause you probably won’t hear from me again, or maybe you will. 🙂
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