Not knowing water from sweat
I told my wife the sauna's the safest bet
She said ...
Come now, don't be square
I'll show you how to prepare
Let's go to the steam room
and I'll take it from there
The solution is not at all costly
And can be completed quite promptly
The steps here are elementary
Like when you broke into Father Mike's rectory
1:
Depending on your constitution
make a decision to sit or lie down
2:
Pick a section, then lick it
3:
If it's salty, don't pick it
4:
Keep going until you find one
My wife, so bold. What a sight to behold
I wondered ... Does this test work for mould
Another failed attempt at a limerick.
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