RainbowFire ThunderSun

Barstool Existentialist

“My mom told me I should always eat before going on a date. I didn’t listen.”

“Mm-hmm.”

“Yesterday I met a guy from OKC after work – I skipped lunch cause shit was crazy. By the time I met him for dinner, I was starving. I felt light-headed.”

“We got our table and drinks pretty quick, but the place was starting to fill up – dude took forever to get back to us. In the meantime, we’re small talking. Then I say …”

“I’m so hungry; I could rip my guts out and eat it.”

Epilogue: The rest of the date was a haze for me. I think it ended well enough. I couldn’t believe I said what I said. We still talk as friends, bumping into each other occasionally. Now I can tell the story and laugh about it. (But still, who says that on a date!? – Aside from me of course!)

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

Happy Panda

This girl next door will help you escape the ordinary with her extraordinary tales

emotionspassion.com

Emotional musings

Daydreaming as a profession

Daydreaming and then, maybe, writing a poem about it. And that's my life.

JMac's Journal

A Poet's Paradise

TheEnlightenedMind622

Open Your Mind

Eve's Reflections

...and Adam's noise

Teenage Dream

Stories of nostalgia from a comedian, writer, storyteller, and artist

%d bloggers like this: