… Sam the fear stomper!
FYI: My hippocampus hurts. I think there are real hippos in there cause my head feels extra heavy and I hear them/they/those chomping away. I don’t even understand why they call it that – hippos don’t go to school. Or do they!
I did it yo! I went to the open mic, and I read three poems …
And … I learned that erotic poems are pretty common. Two other people read theirs.
At first, when I got on stage, my heart was in my throat. I felt like I was gonna vomit and die, and the light was so bright, but I took a few deep breaths, and I was fine. I couldn’t remember the name of my poems so I just read them. My voice wasn’t shaky, at least not that I noticed. I went alone so no one was there to give me critical feedback. The experience was way worse in my head though. Lesson learned for next time if I remember.
I will always panic.
Anxious Sam
It’s just what I do.
(Why stop now, I’m really good at it!)
Woohoo! Hooray! Yahoo!
I’m actually fuckin’ doing this shit yo!
You Get Me!
… I was thinking, and you know who else gets me … my Dad, long-time girlfriends, which included Sharon and my super smart girlfriend/ex-coworker and a few other ex-coworkers I’ve stayed in touch with or more accurately, they’ve stayed in touch with me. I can be my whole silly, playful, overthinking, curious, cuddly, annoying self with them too.
Thank you, Dad, Kiddies, My Sister, Ladies
I do belong! Hooray!
Ex and Current Coworkers for making me feel at home.
I love yous!
With all that is going on in the world
Sam the Terrorible
I probably shouldn’t be running my Tyrant Game Show
but humans are horrible
and as we can see, some things never change –
why should I
Name That Tyrant No. 08
Born in Dresden, Germany, in September 1906 to a working-class Lutheran family. Her father was a factory foreman or possibly a military commander. There is no mention of siblings or a mother.
As a child, her teachers described her as polite, happy, and well-behaved – with no indication of the psychopathy to follow. After eight years of basic schooling, she got a job in a bookstore and later became a secretary. At age 15 she entered accounting school.
Prizes include:
- One Adding Machine/Calculating Clock
- Emaciated prisoners of war – They’re almost dead or will be by the time they get to you, (don’t call to complain). Since they’re close to death, technically, they’re not human anymore. Actually, speaking on behalf of the people who sold them to us, they were never human in the first place. Feel free to do what you want with them, including sexual relations, especially if you find intercourse with anorexic men on their death bed attractive – a fetish story for another time
- IMPORTANT NOTE: The number of men you receive will vary depending on availability because they’re all knocking on heaven’s door – but God doesn’t take in animals. unless you’re a white horse.
- Several decorative items for your home:
- Dead people bedding – kinda like the Holy Shroud but not nearly as valuable – cause these were no-name SOBs.
- Human Bone China – bring out the best for your holiday dinner parties
- Human skin book covers and lamp shades – especially tattooed skin (dead giveaway 😁)
- Skeletons and wigs with the scalp attached
- Mummified horse with whip – you can try riding the horse if you want, but we don’t recommend it
- Use the whip as often as you liken because forced labour is next to Godliness.
Please eMail responses to tyrant@gameshows.com by 11:59 pm, Wednesday, Jan 31, 2024, for the chance to win.
Go do your thing, yeah!
Wed Jan 10
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