… I don’t get why he’s holding a disco ball. What kinda kink is that?
I went on a date Saturday afternoon and returned home Monday morning!
Fuck Yeah!
The Gods from Dick Heaven have blessed me these last few weeks. It doesn’t make up for the previous five years, so I asked them …”Where the fuck you been at!?”
We met at AGO! I combed my hair and dressed like a lady – even I wore my special occasion Rudsak leather tote yo!
A few days before I stopped by to visit Dee and told her how much I liked this guy, and she reminded me, “That’s what you said about the last one!”
“Yeah! I liked him a lot too.”
“If this date goes well, you will sign off the apps again?”
“Yes.”
“Are you sure you wanna do that? I don’t think you should put all your eggs in one basket.”
“It’s ok. If the basket is defective, I’ll take my eggs out.”
I know some defects may stand out less than others, but all jokes aside, this basket seems decent so far.
ANSWER: Name That Tyrant No. 7
Great job for knowing this tyrant is ex-cult leader Jeffrey Lundgren. Prizes include:
- Arsenal of Weapons – You gonna be one badass muthafucka – other cult leaders will be insanely jealous. You can start a war with a small country and win – Guaranteed. We got you covered with:
- A couple of RPGs and SAMs
- Five AH-64 Apache Gunships
- Chimera virus and instruction on creating your own bio weapons
- All kinds of missiles n’ shit
- Ten MOABs and FOABs
- Four hydrogen bombs known for causing nuclear rain (it can’t be all sunshine and flowers. We need a little rain in our life. Praise the Lord!)
- Masterclasses in:
- Forensic Accounting
- Mass Murdering and
- Human Trafficking (as a means to supplement your income)
- GM Radio (God Modulation) – The only channel you’ll ever need to become a bonafide ordained prophet. God will speak to you directly and you can even let your followers listen, although they will only hear static. However, you will have tangible proof of your special relationship with God. Your flock will never question you.
This guy was a small time tyrant but we’ve blessed you with these gifts because we want you to be hella successful.
YOLO!
Wrote two poems but they need refining.
I hope you had a goodish weekend! (jk)
Mon Oct 23
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