If Wednesday is a hump day, what’s that make Tuesday? Foreplay day? But you gotta wait until Wednesday to hump.
Do you drink hotdog juice?
UGH! I’m talking about the liquid that’s in the package? You can’t just throw it away, right? When I was little I thought hotdogs were dicks. I know now, from that cannibal guy, that penis meat is too tough to eat. When Matt was little he hated when I said penis. That upset him immensely.
Whenever Matt’s sick he parks his diseased butt in the living room – I don’t understand why. Self-isolate bitch! Have you learned nothing from the VID!?
I haven’t written a sonnet in ages – boohoo coochy coo!
Our CFO is retiring – I’m gonna miss him at the weekly Monday morning orgy. Although it is a sad occasion, I’ve already sent out an email to recruit a new member – I have my eye on our CTO!
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I don’t wanna grow up
I’m a Toys-R-Us kid
There’s a million toys at Toys-R-Us that I can play with
From bikes and trains to video games
It’s the biggest toy store there is
I don’t wanna grow up, cause baby if I did
I wouldn’t be a Toys-R-Us kid
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FYI: Dre wants to be a magician (whenever he decides to grow up)! FMPL!
Also BTW: When I grow up, I’m gonna be a sex cannibal. At the moment I’m not sure what that looks like but I have lots of time to figure it out.
I’ve been reading the Human Rights Watch World Report and I just finished Bill Clinton’s Masterclass on Inclusive Leadership. Up soon, is Noam Chomsky. Now I’m watching Steve Martin and I’ve come up with my manifesto …
Nothing is off limits!
In my artist life
Invention 4 … 5 Maybe
I am working on a hugging machine for children, and adults. The hugging machine will also have a fondling feature. How far it goes depends on the person, but it doesn’t need permission to violate you. During prototyping and testing, we realized … people who need hugs also need to be sexually assaulted, they just never knew it.
As a heterosexual something I find talks of foreplay, dicks and cannibalism intriguing.
Good night! I been craving pizza for a month – not sick of it yet!
Tue Sep 26
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