Keep Going

Today was a good day.

Spoke to a friend who I haven’t spoken to in a long while. And I even told her about my blog – that’s new. One friend down, not too many more to go. Also, I extended my workout to two hours – maybe not every day but most days. Even four perhaps – two hrs in the morning and two in the evening. This will cut into my writing and course time BUT it’s temporary until I reach my weight goal.

So … I’m taking the elevator up from the basement and a woman gets on at ground and hits button number three. I look at her and say, “Congratulations!”

“For what!?” 

“Being pregnant,” I respond with a smile and twinkling eyes

“I’m not pregnant!”

“Then why the fuck (pause for effect) are you taking the elevator to the third floor!” For a moment I thought, You can’t put the beatdown on a woman. Quickly, I came to my senses. Sam! You’re being sexist. Then my theme song came on …

Everybody take it to the top
We gonna stomp
All night
In the neighbourhood
Don’t it feel alright?
Gonna stomp
All night
Wanna party

’til the mornin’ light

Stomp – The Brothers Johnson

I partied alright. It’s been a while since I’ve had pain-infliction pleasure – she got the worse of anyone I’ve accosted in the elevator. “I don’t care where ya coming from or going to; if I catch you on an elevator again anywhere in, or out of, this world, I’ll kill ya!” I wish you were there to see it.



Clean data is as important as
a clean body or clothing
Always launder your data
before using it to make decisions
AND always wash your clothes
before using them for
erotic asphyxiation


Time to finish my laundry.

Sweet dreams!

Mon Dec 19, 2022

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