Friday
Cash is in my wallet, along with random people’s licenses. Trophies. 🙂 We are only a few days into 2022, and I am feeling good. Pretty good. I haven’t had any dairy or used my credit cards – technically, I don’t have a choice on that because on Christmas Day, I gave Dee my cards. I don’t have much to say. I have this detailed Apple watch face – I love how it looks but it’s hard for me to tell where I am. I might be in Karachi or Denver. I don’t know.
Spent the entire day working on a new deck. It looks clean and sexy. Like me 🙂 The audience is gonna wanna eat it. I’m gonna use it as our standard company deck from now on.
My dentist receptionist called me even though I had already pre-confirmed online. She wanted to make sure I’m gonna show up – she didn’t say that, but I can’t blame her. I’ll make appointments then I won’t go. Monday afternoon is teeth cleaning day, and I’m trying not to stress about it beforehand. Back in the day, when I used to count murderous crows for a living, I wasn’t afraid of going to the dentist. Now! I instead would prefer to count biting insects while naked in the rainforest jungle of the Amazon.
I want to go spelunking, but I think I am claustrophobic. MEC also has lots of excellent climbing equipment. One day I will camp and cave climb simultaneously – camping on the side of a cliff. MEC inventory will determine the course of my life.
Sometimes Zoe will lick my legs and sometimes the rats will lick my fingers 🙂 I now officially have my running schedule – and it looks like I have to start from scratch – I can’t even run for an hour right now. ugh!
🎶 And you’d be happy as hell to get a record deal. Maybe your soul you’d sell to have mass appeal. 🎶
