It’s been snowing all day. Weeks ago, I was supposed to bring in the rugs and mats from the balcony. I didn’t! Hopefully they will survive a wash and dry in the springtime.
I am making bubble tea because there’s a shortage of UberEats couriers. Then I thought it’s for the best. Bubble tea is not essential – Suppose I placed an order in this crappy weather, and the driver got into an accident? I’d be horrified, and I still wouldn’t have my bubble tea.
Sometimes I feel I have nothing to say to you. I don’t know why. I think it depends on my mood. I’ve been waking up between 3:30 – 4:00 am like I used to but without the alarm. Then I just lay there and listen to the universe. This morning I heard:
“Several hundred individuals are stuck on the escalator stairway to heaven. Sparks are flying everywhere.”
“Wait! Are we going to hell? I can’t tell which way is up.” One gentleman yelled.
“What’s going to happen to us?” A young child shouted.
“Oh. They’re about to make an announcement!” PLEASE REMAIN CALM. IT IS ALL IN GOD’S HANDS … WHICH HAPPENS TO BE FULL AT THE MOMENT. TRUST AND OBEY. THERE IS NO OTHER WAY!
“Hold on for dear life folks. It would be best not to die today – Likely for a few days, in fact. The stairway is backed up for miles, and there’s no word from God, or the angels, on getting you moving again.”
“Stay tuned for the latest updates. Back to you Tobias!”
“Thank you Hannah. Now over to Jonah with the weather.”