Disclaimer: You might not like this post. I’m making light of things in my usual way. I do not condone hair, body envy homicides or the unhoused.
… “So I said, can we listen to some 70s porn music instead. That always gets me in the mood.”
Hello! My name is Sam and when I grow up, I want to be a Homeless Person.
Writing in my usual random way – thoughts fly out of my head and onto the screen, and I am remembering to use separator lines intentionally.
On my way to and from work this week, I saw many homeless people squeezing through the plastic gate things, and nobody ever tries to stop them. Perhaps they are invisible to police officers and TTC folk.
I never want to hear anybody talk about how bad it is to not have a home — they get to sleep and potty wherever, wear whatever, them don’t have to pay to ride the rocket, and people move out of their way automatically, they ain’t gotta say shit.
Bad smells, drug addictions, mental health issues, free rides and all! I want all the perks of being unhoused. Sign me up, yo!
Another show name that drives me crazy … The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. I don’t understand how it’s still a secret? IT’s on TV! The Once Secret Lives of Mormon Wives would be a better title,
I’m still not a big fan of reality TV. True crime doesn’t count, right? Unless I’m watching some real-time serial killer broadcast? Back in the day, Joe Millionaire caught my attention. I liked the concept, but it felt unfair – it was like being catfished in a different way. That’s how I describe it now. I don’t know how I thought of it back then.
I’ve also watched other shows with people, like Big Brother, which was Dee’s favourite at one time, and The Amazing Race, and the Flava Flav one, though I can’t remember who I was with. And I don’t remember if my Mom watched reality TV. Well, she did love those daytime talk shows and court shows – maybe that was reality TV before reality TV became a thing.
Ooh, one thing I discovered and love about the business plan … I can change the fonts on my posts. Fonts make me happy. I think there’s a mosquito in my apartment.
I’ve decided, since I’m having difficulty losing weight and my afro isn’t as poofy as I’d like it to be, I’m gonna go on a killin spree. In reading Blame Everybody Else: How Incels and White Supremacists Function, I got lots of great ideas.
As of this post, my plan is to remain fat and massive-fro-less, write a manifesto about why I hate all the beautiful, sexy fro-sporting Black women in the world, head down to the US of A, buy automatic weapons then travel the world doing some righteous, justifiable homicides.
I realize I probably won’t get to travel the world after I start, which means I gotta make the first mass murder count. Although I am noticing a trend with how true crimes are reported, where you learn about the victims and their family first, I feel they will talk about me first because I am also a victim.
Why can’t I lose weight easily? Never mind the fact that I still eat whatever I want, when I want. That’s not my fault. Why is everyone else taking up all the appointments at all the Natural Black hair salons?
I have more to tell you, but I’m trying to keep my posts short – one to two, maybe three topics – sometimes I scroll through my old posts, and it’s me going on about rando shit forever, which is still my style, I’m working on refining it.
Dre said I should start drawing my comics again. Whenever I do any posters or comics, he and Dee are my editors. It was Dre’s idea to put the scared faces in the second panel of the Menopause comic, and Dee helped me with placement in the second-to-last panel so I could get the perspective right.
Often I can look at something I’m working and I know it doesn’t feel right but I don’t know how to fix it. Thank you guys!
Remember this, circa 2021, https://palmsupward.com/2021/05/08/prozac-vs-climate-change/ … Now I use Canva more frequently than Procreate. I will take Dre’s advice, though, because the people in my first comic don’t have faces, but it still works.
I hope you’re having the kind of week you want and are working on building the kind of life you want for yourself.
Cheers Earthling! To being alive!
Death to Incels, all racists, power and people abusers and other undesirables.
Jul 12
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