DISCLAIMER: This post is not for everyone. I hope it is, but that would make me delusional. My intention is always to provoke thoughts and laughter. If it turns you on, well, that’s unintended, but you’re welcome.
How was your day? I am tired of riding the TTC with homeless people who smell like pee and are unpredictable because they are mental. And every time before I sit down I stare at the seat and wonder.
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That’s all I remember
Away in a manger no crib for a bed
The little Lord Jesus laid down his sweet head
The stars in the bright sky looked down where he lay
The little Lord Jesus asleep on the hay
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Jesus came by yesterday and we talked about love, sex, toxic positivity, and Caribbean cuisine – all while sharing oxtail with butter beans, carrots, rice and peas …
“Can you make pepper pot and souse for Christmas?” He asked, while licking his fingers.
“You know how much work that is Brah! What you gon’ do for me!?”
“What you need?”
“Fantastic, amazing, unforgettable, rock my soul sex.”
As a result of that conversation …
… “Bring your mouth to the spoon nigga! Otherwise the medicine gon’ fall all over the place.”
Enjoy the weekend!
Fri Nov 15
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