Seeing Red

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… In a MAGA way!

Yesterday, my spirit animal attacked me. That story is for another time.

When I grow up, I am going to be a carniferous tree. Because even trees need to defend themselves against the chainsaws of life. “Come at me, brah, I’ll bite off your head. Both of them!!!” Also, as a carniferous tree, I’ll be better positioned to protect my tree friends and throw killer forest retreats and pinecone smoothie parties.

How are you?

Me? I have been keeping my head down, dealing with family shit and trying to stay out of my micro-managing bitch boss’ way. That fuckin’ guy! Ugh!

I can talk to you through the good, bad and horrendous, but I didn’t feel like it. All this stuff is/was swirling in my head, but I couldn’t write. It’s been a series of storms in there. Sometimes, it feels like I’m suffocating. I need to get my head above water, and, funny enough, this journal has a way of doing that when I let it. But often, in the middle of it all, I forget writing is my therapy.

I am not back to my usual self, but today is a good day to return to my blog and journal because it’s time to …

Make America Gestapo-like Again.
Gestapo-like is synonymous with Great
and Greatness is relative, in case you didn’t know.
Yay!

(… as I find myself wondering what Trump is like in bed.)
Hmm. Mmm. Oh yeah!

People are saying Harris didn’t win for the following reasons:

She entered the race after the primaries.
People saw her as an extension of Biden
She’s too liberal
People didn’t know enough about her

She lost because she’s a woman. This is the second time Trump has won over an educated lady. Do you know why? Everyone in the US knows women can’t run first-world superpower countries. I mean, what were Clinton and Harris even thinking? Don’t they know what the Holy Books say?

Look! Thems all smiling and happy!

This book could be called Fundamentalist Christianity for Dummies since fundamentalist ideologies, whether from the East or the West, seem to agree on control and rigidity and have a very clear idea of who belongs where. Of course, I know they are not the same, but there is a shared perspective on authority and tradition that seems to transcend culture. You should read The Battle for God by Karen Armstrong. I also have A Case for God, but I can’t remember who gifted me that.

No Abortion For You

Get in the kitchen with your pregnant barefoot ass and make my dinner bitch!
Once you’ve mastered the fine art of sandwich-making and being at my beck and call,
maybe then, I’ll consider you running my country.
Some Guy is saying that right now somewheres

I look forward to seeing a resurgence of the proud boys, and if Trump showed up at my door, I’d let him grab my lady parts. Seriously! And why do I care so much about US politics? I have no idea.