I was supposed to go to Bampot’s open mic, but the rain turned me off. Dre said he would come with me next week and my writing friend and I will go the week after.
Question of the Day:Â What temperature is spring fever?
Last week Dee and I went to a Cuban, Caribbean fusion restaurant, Conejo Negro. I love Queen and Ossington … all the way up to Dundas. There are three neighbourhoods around there, West Queen West, Beaconsfield Village and Trinity Bellwoods. I was in that area too when I went to the Theater Cafe with my writing friend. I wanna live there, not in the Theatre Cafe, but I’m not sure which neighbourhood I love best.

Dating
After hanging out with Dee, I met a guy, just to get the first meeting out of the way. I like talking to him but meh. Plus, I told him, “I’m not hitching my wagon to anyone for three to six months.” Technically, I don’t have a wagon, so I guess I’m talking about my lady parts. Also, he doesn’t seem to like my fro … we meet for the first time, and you’re telling me how to style my hair!? Get the fuck outta here!
He said I would look younger with braids and there’s an Italian restaurant he wants to take me to but I have to braid my hair first. Yeah! This is the shit that’s out there! I fuckin’ hate braids. And did I tell you I wanna look younger motherfucker! I love how I look.
I have three first meeting dates comin’ up this week. I was talking to a guy, but he reminded me of the Dog Walker. He said he lives alone, but he could never talk in the evening – texting wasn’t a problem, but I wasn’t fond of his texting cadence. Don’t take eight hours to reply to me bitch! The one time we spoke he was at the gym. I archived him.
AND MIRACULOUSLY, I AM STILL HOPEFUL!!!
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Rando Church Song
Go tell it on the mountain
Over the hill and everywhere
Go tell it on the mountain
That Jesus Christ is born
(while up there, please tell it that sam is looking for her dream guy)
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Word Association II
I don’t like the word blouse. It reminds me of louse, which reminds me of lice. This reminds me of many diseased, infested, snot-nose brats in a daycare. Ewww … I’m never wearing a blouse!
Death to lice and small children, disease-infected, infested or not!
You will be pleased to know my first post is on Insta – finally … I scheduled it, but they were doing some electrical tests in my unit, and it took forever for my router to behave again. but yay! The first one is out there.
Tue Mar 05
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